greatvalue | ushi and flapjack are the designated adults (w0 curfew)

Well yeah whatever, but someone's gotta be Hunter 1 and the other's gotta be Hunter 2? Otherwise you're just like HUNTER and both of ya turn around.

[pausing... considering...]

Do you think that's going to happen a lot?

Sure! People yell my name all the damn time, but I'm the only Arataki Itto out there, so it ain't a problem.

Could we do something other than one and two?

[ thonks ]

I dunno man ... you can call it whatever you want, but everyone's always gonna know that there's Hunter One and Hunter Two.

Are they...?

[help]

No, they're not.

[MAYBE]

[stage whispered]

I don't think he's going to let this go.

They are! One of ya's gotta establish dominance!

[he has never once done that in his life]

—He can have it. I don't really care that much.

Definitely Hunter Two behavior, dude.

I just said I don't care!

[He Cares]

Pretendin' you don't care. Hunter Two behavior.

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counterclocked - 2023-02-10 01:48 (UTC) - Expand

We can both have it! It's our name, man.

I meant the one thing! Just go with it so he'll stop.

Okay, but you're gonna get stuck with that us until you outdrink Satan if you agree to it now.

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counterclocked - 2023-02-10 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

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greatvalue - 2023-02-10 02:10 (UTC) - Expand

[??????????]

No.

And also, this is not how you establish dominance.

Oh yeah? How do you do it then?

Well, first you challenge each other to a duel.

And then you swear an everlasting oath and whoever loses has something small, but memorable and highly inconvenient happen to them! Boom. Dominance established.

[no]

Oh. You mean the door thing?

... Door thing?

Pretty sure it's locked.

Maybe that's just a normal hell thing?

[no]