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Could we do something other than one and two?

[ thonks ]

I dunno man ... you can call it whatever you want, but everyone's always gonna know that there's Hunter One and Hunter Two.

Are they...?

[help]

No, they're not.

[MAYBE]

[stage whispered]

I don't think he's going to let this go.

They are! One of ya's gotta establish dominance!

[he has never once done that in his life]

—He can have it. I don't really care that much.

Definitely Hunter Two behavior, dude.

I just said I don't care!

[He Cares]

Pretendin' you don't care. Hunter Two behavior.

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We can both have it! It's our name, man.

I meant the one thing! Just go with it so he'll stop.

Okay, but you're gonna get stuck with that us until you outdrink Satan if you agree to it now.

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[??????????]

No.

And also, this is not how you establish dominance.

Oh yeah? How do you do it then?

Well, first you challenge each other to a duel.

And then you swear an everlasting oath and whoever loses has something small, but memorable and highly inconvenient happen to them! Boom. Dominance established.

[no]

A duel! Yeah!

[ yes! ]

Well, go ahead then. Challenge him to a duel! You're gonna duke it out for the Numero Uno spot!

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[conveniently standing behind itto and shaking his head while mouthing please no]

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[stage whispers back]

We literally have bigger problems right now...

Oh. You mean the door thing?

... Door thing?

Pretty sure it's locked.

WHAT

[ hes runnin to the door to try it immediately!!! ]

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[NODS...]

And the music.

Maybe that's just a normal hell thing?

[no]

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