And then you swear an everlasting oath and whoever loses has something small, but memorable and highly inconvenient happen to them! Boom. Dominance established.
Uh, yeah! I'm a beetle fighting champion! You go out and find the biggest one you can and then you let 'em fight it out! The struggle and fight is like nothing else, it rules! Never underestimate the power of the little guy.
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greatvalue) wrote2023-02-09 09:12 pm
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No.
And also, this is not how you establish dominance.
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And then you swear an everlasting oath and whoever loses has something small, but memorable and highly inconvenient happen to them! Boom. Dominance established.
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Well, go ahead then. Challenge him to a duel! You're gonna duke it out for the Numero Uno spot!
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I don't think he's thrown a punch in his life, dude.
[LOOK AT HIM.]
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Wait, you can duel beetles?
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okay but now he really wants to see two beetles fight it out that sounds really cool??? damn.]
There aren't any beetles in hell, though.
[DISAPPOINTMENT..............]
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... Oh yeah. Hey, maybe they'll show up? I mean, beetles are everywhere. I'm working on breaking open this place more, right?
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[rip in beetle]
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he's dragging you but he's got you(?)]
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victory]
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