ushi and flapjack are the designated adults (w0 curfew)

[greatvalue]

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[firstandgreatest]

...

[ looking between these two while he sits there and drinks some shitty beer ]

So how do you guys figure out which one is which?

[counterclocked]

[...]

I feel like we look different enough?

[firstandgreatest]

Well yeah whatever, but someone's gotta be Hunter 1 and the other's gotta be Hunter 2? Otherwise you're just like HUNTER and both of ya turn around.

[counterclocked]

[pausing... considering...]

Do you think that's going to happen a lot?

[firstandgreatest]

Sure! People yell my name all the damn time, but I'm the only Arataki Itto out there, so it ain't a problem.

[counterclocked]

Could we do something other than one and two?

[firstandgreatest]

[ thonks ]

I dunno man ... you can call it whatever you want, but everyone's always gonna know that there's Hunter One and Hunter Two.

[counterclocked]

Are they...?

[help]

[greatvalue]

No, they're not.

[MAYBE]

[counterclocked]

[stage whispered]

I don't think he's going to let this go.

[firstandgreatest]

They are! One of ya's gotta establish dominance!

[counterclocked]

[he has never once done that in his life]

—He can have it. I don't really care that much.

[greatvalue]

[??????????]

No.

And also, this is not how you establish dominance.

[greatvalue]

[stage whispers back]

We literally have bigger problems right now...

[counterclocked]

Oh. You mean the door thing?

[greatvalue]

[he

gestures at all of him

gestures at all of hunter 1

???????

flapjack is also here just snoozing on hunter 2's head ftr]

[firstandgreatest]

Yo, Flapjack! What's happening, my dude.

[ flapjack :)

ushi is here too, he's chillin on the floor and moos. ]

What if you're at the ramen stand and they call out your order and you don't know which guy's order it is?!

[greatvalue]

Wouldn't we know which order's ours just by looking at it? They're different orders.

[Flapjack opens his singular eye and chirps. Hewwo.]

Besides, it hasn't been a problem so far.

[firstandgreatest]

That's now how the Ramen stand works! It's crowded! If you don't get in and out of there, they get mad at you for holding up the line! In the pressure of the ramen stand crowd, you're gonna stand there and try and fish around and see if you got the extra pork slices?!

[greatvalue]

What are you talking about? If it's that crowded, then go find another stand!

[firstandgreatest]

Giving up on the best ramen stand? Never!

[ HUNTER TWO BEHAVIOR ]

[greatvalue]

Why would I stand in line for something that comes in a cup?

[firstandgreatest]

In a cup?

[ has hunter two only ever had instant ramen. sad. ]

[greatvalue]

Yeah? You pour hot water on it and wait three minutes!

[firstandgreatest]

[ HORROR ]

No way! It ain't like that at all! Who's the guy that makes it in three minutes?!