none of you are free of bee sins (w5 curfew)

[greatvalue]

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[psynchronise]

[ massive shrug


as he dumps another bee kigu in the buddle. ]

I'm guessing like when I turned into an alpaca? Who knows.

[greatvalue]

So another curse. Someone really has it out for you...

[psynchronise]

Maybe I just seem like a good natured and fun loving guy. Who looks good cursed. I dunno.

[greatvalue]

No one looks good cursed. And especially not if the curse turns every room you enter into an apple butcher's shop.

[psynchronise]

— Apple butcher shop?

[ he blinks and then stares intently at some of the kigus for just long enough to be noticeable, before shaking his head slightly. ]

I was a cute alpaca though, right?

[greatvalue]

Where else are you supposed to buy apple blood?

[He follows his gaze, and then back to him.]

...

I'm not answering that.

[psynchronise]

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Apple blood?? Apples don’t bleed.

[ h e h ]

That sounds like a yes.

[greatvalue]

Sure they do. What do you think you need an apple butcher for?

[drink the apply blood.]

It's a don't make it weird, man. You weren't a real [air quotes] "alpaca."

[psynchronise]

… Apples just have juice in them. That’s not blood?

[ … ] Right?

I was for like three hours. Great time of self-discovery. Mostly the discovery that I don’t want to be an alpaca again, but— y’know.

[greatvalue]

It's blood. You can't just juice an apple.

[The Boiling Isles are fine.]

Uh-huh... You could just say it sucked.

[psynchronise]

[ ?!?!??????? ]

It’s juice. It’s… it’s apple juice?

[ someone help it’s apple juice right?? right? ]

I got to fight Lin Jingheng, so that kinda funny.

[greatvalue]

It's apple blood. It's red. Why are you being so weird about this? I know you have it in the human realm, even if human apple blood tastes weird. Camila kept some in her fridge.

[there is no help.]

Oh, yeah... [snorts.] I remember. He was making squeaky noises and everything.

[psynchronise]

[ ????????????????????????????????????????????? ]

?????

??

[ SOMEONE HELP HIM EXPLAIN JUICE TO THIS CHILD ]

[greatvalue]

[he's just standing here in a wolf kigu thinking wow date is so weird]

[ontrend]

...I have never seen red apple juice before, my dude.

[HELLO? CAMILA? YOU GOOD?]

And human apples don't bleed... you can literally juice an apple...

[greatvalue]

[HE SQUINTS.]

Well, that can't be right. Maybe things are different in your world.

[he does Not Know camila just put red food coloring in the juice it's fine]

[ontrend]

[glances at date...]

I think it might be your world that's the exception...

[psynchronise]

[ looking back like YEAH? YEAH. ]

[ontrend]

[shoots him this look like "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WEIRD THINGS IN OTHER WORLDS"




then seems to remember something and shoots date a weirded-out look.]

[greatvalue]

[


he also glances at date]

Oh. I thought he was just being...

[gestures at all of him]

Date.

[teufelshund]

Human apples...

[ontrend]

Stooooopppp, you know what I mean.

[psynchronise]

Don't phrase it like that??

[ontrend]

How else am I supposed to phrase it?!

[psynchronise]

They're just apples!!! Why are they human now??