It's apple blood. It's red. Why are you being so weird about this? I know you have it in the human realm, even if human apple blood tastes weird. Camila kept some in her fridge.
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Oh, yeah... [snorts.] I remember. He was making squeaky noises and everything.
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[drink the apply blood.]
It's a don't make it weird, man. You weren't a real [air quotes] "alpaca."
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[ … ] Right?
I was for like three hours. Great time of self-discovery. Mostly the discovery that I don’t want to be an alpaca again, but— y’know.
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[The Boiling Isles are fine.]
Uh-huh... You could just say it sucked.
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It’s juice. It’s… it’s apple juice?
[ someone help it’s apple juice right?? right? ]
I got to fight Lin Jingheng, so that kinda funny.
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Oh, yeah... [snorts.] I remember. He was making squeaky noises and everything.
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?????
??
[ SOMEONE HELP HIM EXPLAIN JUICE TO THIS CHILD ]
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[HELLO? CAMILA? YOU GOOD?]
And human apples don't bleed... you can literally juice an apple...
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Well, that can't be right. Maybe things are different in your world.
[he does Not Know camila just put red food coloring in the juice it's fine]
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I think it might be your world that's the exception...
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then seems to remember something and shoots date a weirded-out look.]
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he also glances at date]
Oh. I thought he was just being...
[gestures at all of him]
Date.
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I mean that's a fair assumption to make.
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