[Welcome to the void, Date... Hunter is here, face looking kind of blotchy, but he's not alone! There is a little red cardinal wearing a tiny party hat perched on his shoulder. What's the bird doing there? He's just chilling.
It almost sounds like they're having a conversation, with Hunter mumbling and the bird chirping in response every now and then. This is probably normal pet owner behavior.]
It almost sounds like they're having a conversation, with Hunter mumbling and the bird chirping in response every now and then. This is probably normal pet owner behavior.]
[ i love the void. ]
… Why does it feel like everyone either got a pet, or a weapon and nothing inbetween?
… Why does it feel like everyone either got a pet, or a weapon and nothing inbetween?
[The bird puffs up his chest and chirps, almost as if showing off...? Hunter smiles, just a teeny bit.]
Look like it. Which one did you get?
Look like it. Which one did you get?
Sure we can go with that. It’s not going to be sitting on my shoulder and chirping any time soon, so a pet isn’t the word I’d use.
[ he gets a briefly far off expression, before focusing again. ]
And I don’t think it’s going to be doing anything special here anyway.
[ he gets a briefly far off expression, before focusing again. ]
And I don’t think it’s going to be doing anything special here anyway.
[Watches him...]
Sorry, man. [After a moment.] Some kind of tool, then? But whatever made it special won't work in the afterlife.
Sorry, man. [After a moment.] Some kind of tool, then? But whatever made it special won't work in the afterlife.
[ runs into your kneecaps AHHHH TAGGING ]
Pretty much. It could do a lot of things back home, but not so much here. It’s running a basic function, and I’m glad about that at least.
Pretty much. It could do a lot of things back home, but not so much here. It’s running a basic function, and I’m glad about that at least.
[BECKS OUR SCHEDULES 😭]
That's... better than nothing, I guess. [He glances at his bird friend, thinking.] We all got some kind of downgrade. What can it normally do?
That's... better than nothing, I guess. [He glances at his bird friend, thinking.] We all got some kind of downgrade. What can it normally do?
[ QUYNN OUR SCHEDULES 😭 we are just tanabataing it up over here ]
I doubt they’d want to give us all the benefits, especially if they were handy.
Communications device. It could run scans on things, body temperature checks, x-rays, run checks on databases. All kinds of stuff.
I doubt they’d want to give us all the benefits, especially if they were handy.
Communications device. It could run scans on things, body temperature checks, x-rays, run checks on databases. All kinds of stuff.
[cries in our schedules]
Whoa. That's so cool. [A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING... Neat!
He pauses, though. And a little sheepishly:]
What's an... x-ray?
Whoa. That's so cool. [A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING... Neat!
He pauses, though. And a little sheepishly:]
What's an... x-ray?
[ good question, how to explain it… ]
It lets you see through things. So… if you were hiding behind a wall, and I used the x-ray function, I’d be able to see you were there. Good way for seeing if someone’s hiding something on themselves, or nearby.
It lets you see through things. So… if you were hiding behind a wall, and I used the x-ray function, I’d be able to see you were there. Good way for seeing if someone’s hiding something on themselves, or nearby.
[ hey how's the kid doing after a night of drinking and partying?
better or worse than date, who is making a dent in the chair he's sat in from not moving for so long, one hand around a cup of shitty mcnaldos coffee and the other around what looks like an equally shitty breakfast sandwich? ]
better or worse than date, who is making a dent in the chair he's sat in from not moving for so long, one hand around a cup of shitty mcnaldos coffee and the other around what looks like an equally shitty breakfast sandwich? ]
[Hunter is nursing baby's first hangover, so... arguably worse? How does he deal with this, help. He plops down on a nearby chair, covering his eyes with his hand because light hurts, owie.]
After we get through this, I'm never drinking again.
After we get through this, I'm never drinking again.
[ welcome to adulthood kiddo. ]
Yeah, good luck with that. We've got Satan's house party to get through and I bet you anything there'll be drinks there.
Yeah, good luck with that. We've got Satan's house party to get through and I bet you anything there'll be drinks there.
[ throws dart.
they're in the costume shop! which, wow, it sure is full of sexy things. it looks like date came here to try and see what sort of delights this place had to offer.
but instead, he's just holding up a comically large snake and squinting at the image of the model wearing it. ]
... No, it definitely ruins the whole image. I'm a professional; if you can't focus on the naked chick under the giant comedy snake then the giant comedy snake is way too much.
[ hi hunter (alive) ]
they're in the costume shop! which, wow, it sure is full of sexy things. it looks like date came here to try and see what sort of delights this place had to offer.
but instead, he's just holding up a comically large snake and squinting at the image of the model wearing it. ]
... No, it definitely ruins the whole image. I'm a professional; if you can't focus on the naked chick under the giant comedy snake then the giant comedy snake is way too much.
[ hi hunter (alive) ]
I meant after the party.
[Snappish. Someone is cranky and not enjoying his introduction to adulthood.]
[Snappish. Someone is cranky and not enjoying his introduction to adulthood.]
god won’t let me win the lotto so i can just vibe in the usa for murdergames :(
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psynchronise
2023-02-15 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ positivity ]
I wouldn’t count it out entirely, just drink in smaller amounts and be sensible about it.
I wouldn’t count it out entirely, just drink in smaller amounts and be sensible about it.
[sees date
starts to approach date
hears date open his mouth and immediately turns around to walk in the opposite direction]
starts to approach date
hears date open his mouth and immediately turns around to walk in the opposite direction]
[ bye hunter (alive)
glad we had this thread. ]
glad we had this thread. ]
[ anyway, he does look up eventually. ]
… Uhh. You not stopping to get a costume?
… Uhh. You not stopping to get a costume?
god won't also let me win the lotto so i can commit sleep crimes 24/7...
greatvalue
2023-02-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh... Maybe.
[Right now, though, he is gonna be a baby about it.]
How do you deal with this?
[Right now, though, he is gonna be a baby about it.]
How do you deal with this?
I think I've seen enough.
[GAZES AT THE SNAKE...]
[GAZES AT THE SNAKE...]
Practice and repetition.
[ he pats his shoulder. ]
You chase the fun drunk feeling even if you have to suffer the headaches afterwards. Try drinking more water.
[ he pats his shoulder. ]
You chase the fun drunk feeling even if you have to suffer the headaches afterwards. Try drinking more water.
[ date thinks he hasn’t seen enough. ]
There’s a theme here. It’s continuing throughout the whole of hell so far, huh?
There’s a theme here. It’s continuing throughout the whole of hell so far, huh?
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