they're in the costume shop! which, wow, it sure is full of sexy things. it looks like date came here to try and see what sort of delights this place had to offer.
but instead, he's just holding up a comically large snake and squinting at the image of the model wearing it. ]
... No, it definitely ruins the whole image. I'm a professional; if you can't focus on the naked chick under the giant comedy snake then the giant comedy snake is way too much.
We could be totally alone in the dark or being permanently injured and mentally tormented. Instead of just the sprinkle of it we seem to be getting here and there.
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they're in the costume shop! which, wow, it sure is full of sexy things. it looks like date came here to try and see what sort of delights this place had to offer.
but instead, he's just holding up a comically large snake and squinting at the image of the model wearing it. ]
... No, it definitely ruins the whole image. I'm a professional; if you can't focus on the naked chick under the giant comedy snake then the giant comedy snake is way too much.
[ hi hunter (alive) ]
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starts to approach date
hears date open his mouth and immediately turns around to walk in the opposite direction]
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glad we had this thread. ]
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… Uhh. You not stopping to get a costume?
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[GAZES AT THE SNAKE...]
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There’s a theme here. It’s continuing throughout the whole of hell so far, huh?
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I didn't expect hell's "theme" to be "costumes but make them sexy".
[ not that' he's COMPLAINING, mind you. ]
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[he's from a disney owned property he can't be scandalous]
There is literally no good use for these.
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They're popular back home for a reason. But these are worse? Quality and style wise.
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Not surprising. Why would they give us anything nice?
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[ OPTIMISM. ]
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Hooray. The bad place is not as bad as it could have been. Happy?
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And drinking is helping with that. Funny how it all works out.