catch-all: date.

[greatvalue]

Comments

why must we never escape capitalism...

[greatvalue]

[Date pats his shoulder and he sinks even further in his seat.]

So it's risk versus reward. Except the reward comes first and you get to deal with all the risk later.

CRIES.

[psynchronise]

Yup.

Worth it for a chance to, y'know. Undo death. Right?

bodyslams into you

[greatvalue]

... Yeah. Definitely worth it.

is bodyslammed

[psynchronise]

Yeah.

So. Buckle up, kid. You've got some tolerance to earn.

[greatvalue]

[CLOSES HIS EYES...]

Yeah, yeah. Fine, whatever. It's only more training and studying. I can do this.

[psynchronise]

Yeah but it’s like… the cool kind of training and studying. Your only homework… is to drink. Drink, and become tolerant.

[ the last part is said with a silly “wise master” voice, for the record. ]

[greatvalue]

[help

hunter gives him a funny look.]

What was that supposed to be?

[psynchronise]

Are you questioning the wisdom of your drinking master?

[ are you? ]

[greatvalue]

Yes. Especially the part where you call yourself my [air quotes] "drinking master."

[psynchronise]

I am very talented at drinking.

[greatvalue]

So? It takes more than talent to be a master.

[psynchronise]

Says one who has not practiced the art of drinking 'til one passes out.