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Not a fan of feeling two feet tall and easily crushed?

[ hey hunter. ]

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Are you?

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Not a bit.

… It’s interesting though. Wonder how big the people using this are in comparison to us right now.

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Hmm... [He studies the see-saw again.] If this is meant for their children, then we're probably the size of a dire rat next to their adults.

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I’m not sure either of us could move that thing, even if we climbed on it and jumped.

[ … speaking of, he’s gonna try climbing on the lowered half of the see-saw ] Is a dire rat bigger than a normal rat, or are we just the smallest of creatures right now?

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[Hm... He follows after him, climbing onto the see-saw. Parkour!]

Normal... You mean a human realm rat? [He hums.] They're around the same size. I think.

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[ squints ]

Then why is it a “dire” rat, what’s so dire about it?

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[He hums.]

... Actually, I've never really thought about it. But dire rats pretty good deep fried! Well, as long as you take out the extra heads inside the digestive tract. Those things are bitey.

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The extra heads where?

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The digestive tract?

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very slowly ]

Why............?

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What do you mean, why?

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That’s not where heads go??

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They're heads and they're there. What do you want me to do? Tell nature to take them back?

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Yeah?? That's be amazing, thanks.

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It doesn't work like that! Who decided where heads should go, anyway?

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SCIENCE.

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Well, maybe science is wrong!

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Maybe your rats with heads in their stomachs are also wrong?!