none of you are free of bee sins (w5 curfew)

[greatvalue]

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[hardrocklife]

[Zelgadis is just sitting on the floor and quietly reading some of the books found in the gift shop.]

[polyglotti]

[Oh hell yes she is all about learning, she's coming over to sit next to him.]

Pretty cool, aren't they?

[hardrocklife]

I don't know...

[She can see the page he's looking at.]

[polyglotti]

[Holy shit]

Those are weird-looking horses.

[hardrocklife]

Yeah... I've never seen any like that, either.

[He flips a few pages ahead to get some more horse facts.]

[polyglotti]

[She looks a little worried now.]

Is THAT what they really eat?

[hardrocklife]

I don't think so...

[polyglotti]

Maybe this is a fiction book then.

[teufelshund]

[ quietly reading while date screams and throws bloody umbrellas in the background truly feels like peak zel ]

[hardrocklife]

[yeah, this is fine.]

[greatvalue]

[leans over to take a look at what he's reading...]

[hardrocklife]

[it's a perfectly normal book about trees.]

[greatvalue]

...

Huh???

[hardrocklife]

I'm not sure this book is a reliable source of information...

[he flips to another page...]

[greatvalue]

Is this a human thing, or...?

[he

glances at the humans in the room like, hello?]

[ontrend]

These books are bullshit!

[greatvalue]

So it's more stuff like the "flat earther" thing?

[hardrocklife]

I don't think so... At least, I've never seen books like these in any of the libraries I've been to before.

[polyglotti]

Leaves turn brown and fall off in the fall because the trees go dormant to save energy over the winter, when there's less sunlight. That's why it's called 'fall.'

[ontrend]

Tell me you're not reading the one that was like, "Oh BTW, there's a decline in the sloth population because they hang off the side of the earth - which is flat - and fall off in their sleep," because that is such bullshit.

[hardrocklife]

[he nods knowingly. of course that's bullshit.]

Of course, any creature that hasn't gone extinct already would know better than to hang off of the edge.

[ontrend]

No! The bullshit part is that there's an edge at all! The earth isn't flat! Don't let the flat earthers win!!

[hardrocklife]

What...?

[he shakes his head.]

Sure, it's more of a dome, but that still has an edge...

[ontrend]

It's a sphere! It's round! It doesn't have an edge!

[hardrocklife]

That seems unlikely. How would it stay upright?