catch-all: tuuri.

[greatvalue]

one day our shitpost will come

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[greatvalue]

[A slow shake of his head.]

Never seen anything like it. [He glances at the $10 they each got after entering the casino...] What did they give us this for?

[polyglotti]

It must be for use here, somehow.

[Time to go up to a machine and see what she can do with it! Come with her, Hunter.]

[greatvalue]

[He treks after her, looking around curiously. When they get to the machine, he leans closer to squint at it.]

I think that slot's about the right size for it...?

[polyglotti]

Well, let's give it a try?

[She puts some money in.

I rolled a 9 so yeah she doesn't win shit.]

It did something, but I'm not sure what.

[greatvalue]

... It ripped you off. I think that's the something.

[polyglotti]

But they gave us this money when we walked in. So they're ripping themselves off?

[greatvalue]

Or making sure they get their money back.

[polyglotti]

Maybe.

...how about you try and see what happens.

[greatvalue]

[He nods and gives it a try!

But he also rolled a 16, so he ain't getting shit.]

This contraption is obviously rigged.

[polyglotti]

There has to be a way to win.

[She puts another dollar in, and I rolled a 19, so the machine lights up and says winner!

And it spits out two dollars.]

[greatvalue]

Oh. Not so rigged. [Squints.] But that's only two snails...